I woke up, can't wait to eatGot my cereal, boy was I beatOpened the fridge, and to my dismayThere was no milk, my mother will pay[CHORUS]I want some milk, my coffee grows coldI want some milk, I should've been told[BRIDGE]I wish I had some god damn milkMy Cheerios just ain't the sameI wish I had some god damn milkToo bad the milkman never cameI can't go out to the storeI'll just wait till my mother buys moreI'll just have wheat thins and beerIf I get sick, the toilet is near